The most interesting things always happen when you least expect them. In this case, after a night of bad life decisions which yielded cupcakes at 3 o’clock in the morning and plans to walk to Maho a few hours later, I didn’t expect the morning I received… to say the least. =D That’s not to say it wasn’t interesting.
So for all of the people in the following list, a walk to Maho is a must.
- Do you have low self confidence? Not quite satisfied with the way your body looks? With all of the looks you’ll be getting, you’ll be wondering where all these men were hiding before this walk happened.
- Are you tired of your monogamous relationship? Your guy just not lavishing you with compliments anymore? Take a stroll through the market and you just might get the admiration you so deserve.
- Ever wanted to cause an accident? Or just witness a car wreck? Walk along the worst bend by the golf course and wait. Every car with a man is an accident waiting to happen. Once that head turns, nothing and no one is safe.
- Feel unappreciated? As if you’ve been forgotten? A few steps along the cracked concrete pavement by the grassy knoll of the golf course and you’ll know that your existentialist existence has been affirmed.
If you haven’t had enough, take a walk to Porto Cupecoy the next morning, bright and early, and you’ll wonder why you ever had self image issues. Appreciative glances on “The Friendlist Island” are definitely a pick me up after late nights and foiled plans. ;-P
